Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I Love Me?


Heard that crap "I Love You"...."You Love Me"...etc. 

The real crap is "Do I Love Me????????????".......

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Mirage...


...this journey is a mirage...what are (am) we (I) searching in our (my) lives (life) is still a mystery...

Friday, January 30, 2009

Green Inside.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Same Sex Unison.


There's been so much hoopla about homosexuality off late...I think its no big issue cause the foundation of homosexuality is LOVE (lack of which is degrading mankind like rotten garbage)...



Saturday, August 02, 2008

Indian Female : Pre & Post Modernisation.



Monday, September 24, 2007

happY 25


Here's what the speedometer says at/after 25.......Hapy? Bday to me.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Skills And Career







T.P.T - To Prove That.


So I do remember something from my school life....

Hope.


Had Watermelons few days back...they dont taste as good as they used to be ''once upon a time''...

Yes I agree, lot of things used to happen "Once Upon A Time" which is a dream now....Hope to have a more constructive future...will have to pick up lot of pieces and get them together.

Will keep myself and this blog Updated on my life....as this is the only space that seems mine in this world.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Going Banana's



My roomates are going banana's...they bought "few" banana's this weekend (actually a lot if u ask me...but "few" as per their standards).
Incidentally both of my 'South-Indian' roomates can gulp 8-9 banana's (big ones am talking about...) in one go....one of them walked me thru the history of banana's (which actually was very nice of him...as per his-story South India is the birth place of Bananas...his-story had a southern flavour to it and i liked it)...



Career Walkthrough.


Am getting good at this deep shit........."Career Consultant : Me"....might not be joking....but then peoples careers will go for a toss....which gets me to :- what is a career???
Word "Career" looks good (read believable) on people earning Crores...not on salary class junks.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Innovate or Compromise???



Compromise is the other word for city life...

Ultimate question???....To eat on what is left behind or search for something new.

Call Centre India



My life @ call centre...



Apples are very expensive nower days...I try to finish the pulp as far as possible....and what remains - can descibe a lot.







Still Sticking...


Still sticking...Although I do Hope.....

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Lamke Tamasha...


Seen some Lakme Fashion Crap on TV...

One Day...that one day...


I PROMISE.

Each One Help None


Why?..........Why?..........God just tell me Why?

Why are we not Happy?

Why we are just passing our lives, instead of living it?

Why are we all suffering?

Why cant we think big?

Why cant we come out of our misery?

Why can we see each other happy?

Why are we Jealous of each other?



Finally , I found my Answer : WE ARE NOT UNITED


...fuckers will think small cause they are all MEAN, JEALOUS, HYPOCRITES...I hate them ALL.


DISUNITY IS CURSE.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Shaadi



Cousin Brother and few friends got laid (read married) recently...

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Happy Valentines Day


Something lost...




Saturday, February 10, 2007

Life is way offline...


Thursday, December 28, 2006

Sum Of Life = ZERO







...thats some deep shit mathematics from my side :-)

...no matter what you do in life...loss,gain,happiness,sadness and all the things in life which you can think of...it all sums to ZERO...A big ZERO...thats all you get in the end.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Work Life Balance

Now that's what they call Work Life Balance...

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

My Mid Day Meal


Guys...this idea can put Mid day to some good use (atleast!!!).

I am having my Mid day meals on Mid-day :-)

Monday, October 16, 2006

LIAR LIAR


This book could be made into a hollywood comedy.

DON't SMOKE


SRK nower days is on a new drive...the DON is saying/convincing people to stop/quit smoking.

The mantra for SRK is "Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehnaa to Smoking".

...Mr/King KHAN "easier said than done".

FuTuRe


Whole life of sitting in AC...
A life of no Physical excercise...
A life of Eating @ Mc Donalds.KFC.Pizza Hut.Dominos etc...
A life of no respite to your eyes from TV,Computers,Xbox's,Playstations etc.

That is/will be our future...Have fun till troble get you.

DiVorce


Indian marriages are also going the American way...have fun till it lasts...and then leave saying this is my life...DISCOVER AND DIVORCE.

This scenario is especially growing among the mall junta (according to a report by TOI)...those dudes and chicks who think life is cool (KEWL)...so marriage would also be the same.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Discovery...

Dreams...

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Q



Q...................................................................................................................................ME........................

PEST-INSIDE

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Amity...


Went to Amity recently, for my relatives admission......Amity B-School..........dont know much about the B-School......but the crowd was hip and happening.........DUDES....CHICKS.......the campus was Kuch Kuch Hota Hai types..............straight out of Archies..........

Went to IIPM as well.............IIPM is one step ahead of Amity.......

IIPM takes the cake (with the cream as well) in terms of one of the most coolest crowd in the MBA GRAND PRIX...hip...happen-ing.........no wonder it so crowd-ed...

I would have loved to study at IIPM..........Yu Hota To Kya Hota????

Sunday, June 18, 2006

OFFICE OFFICE...

Matchstick Men...

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

SALARY

Monday, June 12, 2006

FATHERLY WORRIES...


S-TILL LOOKING FOR HAPPINESS.........I HAVE TO FIND IT FOR MYSELF...NO-ONE ELSE CAN...

WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY???????????????????????????????????????????????

SOFT---AWARE


I dont want to write much.......but trust me this will be a reality.........

Friday, June 02, 2006

me...myself


This is myself.........in this mad race to go ahead in life.........I have stopped and now I want to relax and ask myself...........What do I want from this crapy life............

Sell Yourself...


Well thats what my DAD says........it all about selling yourself to the outside world...........I agree with him but I cant help.............I cant help when my father says you should be ashamed of yourself that all your friends have migrated to other companies at a package ranging from 4-5 lacs..........and u (that is I) are still not upto 3 lacs................the thing is I am not ashamed at all......I dont feel jealous at all (and thats strange to my father!!!)............I dont know why...

My dad says you are a LOSER.........I accept this fact...........a person who has no fuckin clue what to do in his life is a LOOOOSER..........

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Axe....effect


Some crap...............utter crap......................this is what happens when you have no aim in life....

Thursday, April 06, 2006

TIMES NOW


Saw this channel and liked it ............thought about making an ad for them ..................the idea,execution and the look of the poster (I feel) are good.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

E bay


I dont know if the concept is easy to understand or not..........but I liked it.

It's a good concept (atleast thats what I think!!!!)........

Smoking..........


Some holy crap ............... I dont know why I go after smoking again and again.................

AIR-TEL



Nice and easy and simple and creative and.....................................

Saturday, March 11, 2006

JoB FaiR ???


Job fairs............this is the new trend where jobs are sold......slaves are bought BUT in a sophisticated way.......................it feels very good to buy jobs from these fairs, few people I know attend all the job fairs and they bring back very impressive deals from the sellers................BUT they dont know that its a TRAP by the seller...................................and he will get cought in it.

Unfair it maybe but this is the way it is and will be till....................................................

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

GooD NiGhT and gOOd LUCK



Watched Oscars yesterday....................Goodnight and Goodluck...........this title can sell our product as well..........poster looks good and will catch attention of urban audience.........

Mom & Dad & You


Thanks Mom and Dad..................I hope I can do something for u...................

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Men VS WooooooooooooooMen


Just some Crap to diffentiate between MEN & WOMEN...............................but I though it was cooooooooooool.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

BiRd FLuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu





...dont know how to feel about this BIRD FLU epidemic but one good thing it has done is .....made some hardcore flesh eaters into vegetarians .......atleast for few days or few meals or few hours or whatever.................


.............but my twisted self wanted to see the story from the point of view of Chicken ......poor soul always done to death whatever the situation may be.........by this lustfull world.



Lust to eat is the gratest lust of all ........greater than Sex,smoking,drinking etc.......


I hope I stay away from all the above mentioned lusts ......................

Saturday, February 18, 2006

KwaLitY WaLLs

OpTiOns



... just got this idea

Not using the product name as this can be used for lot of products specially banks.......in loans etc.

sTaNd & DeLiVeR



This is a very good concept which can be used by MUNICIPAL CO-OP. of any area............

STAND AND DELIVER................................

VaLeNTiNe ZoooooooooooooooooooM


Back after a lonnnnnnnnnnnng time..........................



What to do yaar life is not that easy as I used to think ... you have to realise, What are you doing here (on this EARTH)???, Whats the use???, whether it's worth it???, Did you always wanted that???

What do you want????????????????????????????????


Well thats what I was busy at...................found no answers.




On 14th Feb -----some Valentine day...saw these super hot CHICKS with their super cool DUDES and thought about some ad on valentine......................



My friends always have a different chick each valentine ............



SO HEART IS LIKE A SPRING IT WILL NEVER STAY @ ONE PLACE


My Heart goes Z00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000M...

Monday, December 19, 2005

ScOTcH BriTe


Now this is an awesome concept ......it only lacks in the execution part (now i am no designer) so whatever minimal skills , I had ,I made according to that........

Concept: the concept is the life of the campaign ......here I have shown moon before the use of scotch brite and after its use ....easy to understand , easy to convey .

Naukri-----------Sequel


Now this is cool ........idea is great , execution is good ......just smacking.

I thought of keeping the tagline "Stuck with your old job"........then went against it , thought Stuck will be just be fine ( though I am not sure of this ).......

Concept: well the insect is upside down and is struggling to flip.......now its stuck and thats what i am trying to show.

In this case Sequel is better than the orignal.

SaVe TReeS

Nothing , had broccoli at a restaurant and thought the shape was quite similar to trees and did this silly campaign.

well the broccoli in the middle of the plate is the nose ....in case you have not figured out.....trees and oxygen .........(ok i agree it has not come as good as expected , still ............)

One thing ..............I do like broccoli , it tastes good.

Monday, December 12, 2005

AIDs


a campaign for AIDS ....seen lot of them and wanted to do my version ...this has shaped good.


Concept : nuts and bolts ........Screw.

Common yaar I dont need to explain it , people are mature enough when it comes to these matters.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

INDIA tv

Man i was impressed with India TV and wanted to do an ad for them and thats wat I have thought...

Concept: Well its a tray of identical eggs and in between them one is rotten and our India tv has found out which one it is (though I am not sure again, whether the viewer will be able to make out all this)...

No SMOKing----sequel


This one is great.....good,powerful executions .......delivers a power packed punching message ...has come out really good.

CONCEPT: the idea was to compare the poison of cigarette with that of a snake......this is awesome ....really like it.

Sequel better than orignal???

QuiT SmoKinG


Quit Smoking......thinking about these basic ads and wanted to do my own interpretation of them...thought of some ideas and finally zeroed on two......this is the first one -----Now i feel the concept is good but the execution is not up to the mark (actually i wanted to say bad ...but I work hard over these posters ......i usually spend my entire night making them..whatever it is its mine...) .

CONCEPT: the concept is good .......arrow strikes the heart___LOVE___HAPPY
.......cigarette strikes ________LUST___AFRAID...DEATH.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

WhisPer


Looks cool to me ......delivers the message ......I am sure it will sell the product too (now that my thinking and I am a loser till now...so never be sure with me).

CONCEPT :: All i want to show is leaking of an ink pen , though it may interpret much more depending upon the sense of imagination of the onlooker.

AIRtel----USP




This ad is really awesome for advertising unlimited SMS plan for any mobile company (here i have used airtel as i am an Airtel user).

CONCEPT :: well if u cant make out the concept ... the hand has a plaster on the thumb ...now try SMSing without using your thumb and you will understand .....in this case the user has SMSed so much that his thumb has been fractured but still he/she wants more and supports the plan( though now ,while explaining the concept I suppose it will be very difficult for an average user to understand)

I thought of explaining it in the poster itself .....but i didnt found any suitable words to do justice to the subject , sometimes i think the current poster's are enough to explain (not sure , ......in a dilemma). Suggestions needed.

I think a marketing expert's suggestion will be highly useful...are you listening Puru!

VLcc----sequel



I had thought of this idea before the previous VLCC post , but i thought it wasnt too good of a concept......but I cant help myself as the idea kept nagging me ...so i made this poster...i think it has come out well and looks really good (presentation wise)......the concept if not cool is OK.

As usual the sequel cant live up to the expectations of its orignal , but I will do a terminator-2 one day.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

VLcc


This concept can be used in the ads for slimming centres like VLCC...........cool and simple.

The yellow denotes for FAT as we all know so before ---with the YOLK and after-------without the yolk.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

ITch gUaRd


This idea i had in my mind for quite a time ........i wanted to use scratched CD in some product , but the product selection was tough.........i mean i still feel ........this concept can be used in a better promotional campaign ......this just looks OK.

Now i dont have any ideas to look forward to.............think i will have to start from scratch for my search for a new ideas.................the quest continues................................................

Monday, November 21, 2005

NauKri


Finally this is for naukri.com................nothing much to explain the photo says it all........if anyone does this to his or her boss guess what will happen???........nothing as we have naukri .com for us to face the consequences.

The concept though old but i have looked at the presentation part for this ad and ofcourse naukri people will never use such kind of poster .

Once again 1.618 thanks man for reminding me .........i hope u are doin good.

SOna Chandi



This one i thought was much cooler.........the concept is amazing...........shown a pencil which has been sharpened and it equates a person who is exhausted .....without energy...aging.......Wornout...and thats what our product has the remedy for.

This is one of the better posts that i have made in the last two months.

PlaYboY


A post after a long time and thanks 1.618 for reminding me , actually all this stuff needs time , ideas , hardwork..............and I was a bit lazy all these days , thats why no post........but now since morning i am working on the ideas i had with me for quite a few days ...........I have made three posters today ................and they were tough........i had to also write a cobol code for which my PM bugged me the whole day .......but the posters took the priority , as when i am in a mood to make them ,i dont generally like to do something else.

So this was the first poster i made 2day.............for PLAYBOY, which i think is not so bad.......nor its much good either but the photo of the child is good.

CONCEPT: Well this child has been given punishment and is standing outside his class .........he is cought with a playboy magazine and thats what i wanted to convey with the post.

With better graphics the concept may look much cooler.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

BaJaJ BulBs


Now they always show a bulb for an idea .......... hence used this idea to sell a bulb.

The poster looks Ok though lot more effect can be added with suitable Graphics...idea again is just fine and the poster has come good ....the color, tone just right.

ViAgRa



Got this idea at the smoking zone of my office , although I dont smoke but (always) accompany my friends to the smoking zone ...............and made this post.

The poster is nice and easy ...feel is very subtle as I wanted it to be.

Concept I think is cool...KEWL... speaks of some aged , worn off couple.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

ApPLe

This poster is for Apple , it is perfect for their tagline "Think different" and this is what the poster exactly convey....i have seen many apple ads and would rate this ad as one of the best ( not cause i have made it , ofcourse thats a reason too) ,, but seriously it is one of the better ones.

please check if u want to confirm.

mOOds


This is for moods condom.........hope its good.
Really worked hard on this one.

SoCieTY

This is an ad for society magazine , i had seen old ads in magazines and tried to make one....these kind of print ads were common in 80's where the background was white ( anyways i love white background too),
I dont like it much but this is what comes to my mind at the moment so...

Concept of the ad- The concept is that birds sitting on the top of the tree are kind of high society ladies chit chatting.......concept is good execution is bad.

Hope to improve.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

VaSeLiNe

I cant help it please forgive me if offensive.............but the idea was so good

What to say..............how did i got this idea...........while watching a movie.

If u ask me I must say its good , witty, humorous....and delivers the goods .

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

GoOgLe



This one is for GOOGLE, I was struck for ideas for few days now and didnt knew what to do next , I had shot this photo during Yatra and thought of making something out of it I visit google nearly 20 times a day and thats when .....here it is google all the way..............this looks good conveys the idea fully....again if someone ask's me How Do I feel , not bad but still lot can be done..........unsatisfied.

BABA with BINOCULARS...............GOOGLING.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

just do it


This one is for NIKE , actually most of the time when i was making this poster , i was not satisfied ........cause it wasnt just coming as good as the idea was , i was not able to make the Nike logo correctly , once i thought that the poster looked too blank.............some more things needed to be added to it............. i was really exhausted giving my two full days in making this poster and still the result was far below expectations................but now as i am about to load this entry to my blog (as i was just tired of working on it , just wanted it out of my system, as they say) i fell that it is actually not as bad , infact it looks just fine.

CONCEPT---------------

well the concept is cool , if anyone can follow this JUST DO IT caption to T it has to be ants , and this is what i want to convey with this poster ..........this is infact one of my best creations so faar ( concept wise).

I think another tagline for this ad can be : LETS DO IT.

PePsI


Now that i had made CocaCola how can its sister concern Pepsi be left behind, so this is what i have done for Pepsi......................the concept is to link the pyaas of mosquitoes to the brand .
Mosquitoes and humans have great lust for pyaas , of course in case of former its human blood and in the latter its PEPSI....................yeh thats what i want to convey with this poster.

I think that this concept has been used in an ad , though i am not very sure about it , as far as i can remember there was an ad, but anways this poster looks cool .

I dont know but the idea struck to me while i was being bitten by one.

this poster can also go with the brands other catchline : "YEH DIL MAANGE MORE" , actually i wanted to use this tagline in this poster , but my friend suggested the other one so................

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

AlWaYs CoCa CoLa


I have tried to make a new coke ad , now the funda is the air is cool and cool means COCA COLA.
Now the idea i think is good (if not the best), i like the idea and really worked to give the poster the desired look, but cause i am not that much into graphics ( i can manage somehow) there is much more i can say................................
The problem is that i am not able to map whats in my mind to the poster .............because of my minimal skills as a graphic designer, what i wish was i had a solid graphic designer with me to conceptualise the idea........but thats just a wish and will stay as it is.

I guess i have to learn myself,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

SALAAM NAMASTE

Monday, October 17, 2005

AQUAFINA and TARZAN..................

I have tried to do an AQUAFINA out of this photo , the photo is of my friend TARZAN, we took a trip together to VIZAG and this photo was shot on ERAADA beach, I think tarzan is cool enough to be a model , so i made him the brand ambaasador of AQUAFINA (on my blog), i think he looks hot and sexy but hasnt been able to make a single girlfriend ( although he tries very hard on that front), i hope this one does the trick........................so if any girl reaches this blog by any chance (i doubt)..............and then this post (am i asking tooooo much).................and if u like tarzan the wonder boy, please get back to me for details about my Poster Boy.


so what does Aquafina and Tarzan symbolize :


"FACE OF PURITY"

surf excel hai naa........



Hey i have tried to make a surf ad with this one ...........................


somehow this pose gives a cool look to the catchline "daag jaisa bhi ho SURF EXCEL HAI NAA".


I just thought this pose is just right for the brand , giving it a different(read KEWL) look.

........................and as this picture is taken on the beach you or the BRAND can really :::::::::


SURF .........TO......... EXCEL

Thursday, October 13, 2005

sequel..........................

this is a sequel to the previous poster ..............
the look of the poster is again very simple ...............the main focus is on the message.

i have removed the picture of the girl , and used the basic CATCHLINE .

walking campaign ...........


this poster is for the walking campaign which started recently @ our company , this one is the poster for motivating the staff to join the walking gang.

this one has shaped good and delivers a short and crisp message.

the TAGLINE is what is the coolest thing about the poster.

safety week poster

this one is for the safety week , this one is kind of inspired , i have assembled some good stuff to make this poster but still it has come good , and looks good.

delivers the message ....................

i hope it does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

antakshri poster


there was an antakshri competition @ my office , so I made this poster for the event , its one of the best i have made in quite a while and i am very proud of this poster ...........it took lot of hardwork to create this one.

this one looks coool , i hope 2 u too.

lets make the difference

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

income tax poster which i have made..........

Google